I woke up excited today. Want to know why? Because we're going to see Ice Age 3 later and I can't wait!
As that thought passed through my head I realized something very quickly. It's a kid's movie and I'm probably more excited about it than they are. LOL What has happened to my life?! Once upon a time I used to get excited over going out to nightclubs with friends. Getting a new pedicure. Shopping at the mall with girlfriends. That's pretty much all changed.
Yes, you know you're a mom when...
the term 'psycho mom' does NOT need to be explained
you're favorite moments are spent watching old home movies
you're car has petrified chicken nuggets under the seats...on a regular basis
you're hot friday night consists of pizza and an animated movie
you can't see the front of your fridge because of all the 'artwork'
at least once a week you repeat phrases that you're mother used to say...and it makes you cringe
you know how to use the guilt card like a pro (thanks, mom!)
you can cook, scold, and talk on the phone without blinking an eye
your fancy purse contains an emergency kit: hairbows, crayons and bandaids
you wish you could erase the phrase, 'mom, I'm bored' from their vocabulary forever!
and for those with teens...
your best weapon is threatenting to take away their cell/ipod/internet connection "BWHAHAHA!"
Geez, I really need a vacation. LOL