Monday, August 6, 2012

Bad Haircuts

Has anyone had a good haircut/style lately? I haven't had one in about ten years now. I don't know what the problem is but it can't be communication. I was very very specific about the length of my hair and that it should touch my shoulders. VERY SPECIFIC.

I left the shop thirty-five dollars poorer and hair up to my freaking ear lobes.

As I said, the last good haircut/style I had was about ten years ago. When I went back to the same stylist two months later she effed my hair up. Could not give me the same cut or style. I brought a picture with me, too.

Am I the only one who has this problem? For the last three or four years now, I have just let my hair grow quite a bit before giving in and getting it cut. I wait nine or ten months. I had to do it this time because I had started putting my hair up in a pony tail cause it was so damn long and always in the way. And that gave me a freaking headache. sighhhhhh

I hate my hair. And yes, it will grow. And yes, I'll try again in another nine or ten months. But if I tell another stylist that I want my hair touching my shoulders and she cuts it up to my damn ears?????

I AM NOT GOING TO PAY!!!!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

Marie Rose Dufour said...

My husband feel the same way. Every time he goes in, he tells the hairdresser what he wants and by the end it's something totally different. I think the last cut before my brother's wedding "did him in". You are so not alone with your problem!!!

Eileen said...

I'm so sorry about your dilemma. I have had that problem in the past when I moved to a new town and had to endure a few bad haircuts before I found the right stylist. Lucky for me it was in my husband's barbershop! A woman took a job there to do women's hair and it worked out beautifully.

Harlie Williams said...

I had to leave a stylist because she would never listen to me. She still colors my hair but no scissors of her's comes close to my hair again.

I've been there and its not fun.

Marika

Tess MacKall said...

So glad to hear I'm not alone, Marie. And even happier to know this isn't gender specific! LOL

Tess MacKall said...

I'd love to say the problem is that I moved, Eileen, but it isn't. It's been going on for years. I just can't seem to get them to listen. And they are all smiles when they finish. UGH!!!

Tess MacKall said...

I hear ya, Marika. I'm running out of places to go because I've run away from so damn many. LOL

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