I'll be the first to admit I haven't been tops at my game over the past few days. I've been a little bit blue! I hate when that happens because usually, I'm Ms. Cheerful. A friend sent this to me yesterday though and it perked me right up. So in honor of the weekend and because we all need a laugh, I'm posting this. Enjoy!
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kidseach for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports
and either takemusic
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook,do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays ofall their friendsand relatives, andsend cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also
takeeach childto adoctor's appointment, adentist appointment
and ahaircut appointment.
He must make oneunscheduledand inconvenient visit per child to theUrgent Care. He must also makecookiesor cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men willonly
have access to television when the kids are asleep
andall chores are done.
must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himselfwith jewelry, wearuncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks,
themen will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them,dress them, brush their teethand comb their hair by 7:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight,
shoe size, clothes sizeand doctor's name . Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth,
and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name,
favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment'snotice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be calledMother!
After you get done laughing,
send this to as many females as you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it. Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed.